Heaven is filing.
Hell is filing.
Earth, on balance, is screwed.
Book One
The afterlife has no manager, only a very large filing cabinet.
Out May 2026
Book Two
Heaven is filing. Hell is filing. Earth, on balance, is screwed.
Out June 2026
Book Three
Banishment is simpler when you have a perfectly bad excuse.
Out July 2026
A note from Dodie
A note from Dodie
Heaven is, on the record, a multi-billion-soul garden currently being run by the same staff who started in 43 AD. It has always been understaffed. It is now also under-managed, under-resourced, and very slightly under-water. The captain, as you may have heard, saw the iceberg early and skedaddled.
Hell, by contrast, is fully staffed. This is, in its own way, worse.
In the middle, Earth — going about its day, paying its bills, mostly unaware — is the bit where things tend to happen, because Earth is the bit where the residents of both upstairs and downstairs come for a good time. They drink in Soho. They feud in southern France. They steal each other’s exes in Hell and each other’s biscuits in Heaven.
Most of the time, the system holds. When it doesn’t — when, say, somebody who is supposed to have died at 9.07 on a Tuesday morning is still alive at 9.13 — somebody has to be sent down to investigate. That is where the trilogy starts. It is, broadly, where it ends, too. The problem is just substantially larger by the end.
The books are British, adult, and run on roughly equal parts dry observation, profanity, and tea. I wrote them to be the sort of thing you’d read in a single weekend on a sofa, in your dressing gown, with a glass of something next to you. That is genuinely the use case.
Welcome to the wreckage. Heaven is filing. Hell is filing. Earth, on balance, is screwed.
If you’d like to come in, the door is open.
Mind the goat.
— Dodie
The Witch Behind the Words
We are Dodie Farkas, a British author with a penchant for the absurd and a deep-seated belief that the only thing more dangerous than a drowning demon is a philosophical goat. Our work is a dry, irreverent, and very British exploration of the supernatural, where Saunders, our fat hedge-witch protagonist, navigates the complexities of the afterlife with a dry wit and a very large appetite for the unexpected. We write to remind you that even in the face of the infinite, there is always a place for a good pun and a perfectly bad excuse.
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